Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer. I am a law student. In accordance with ABA policy, this blog should not be viewed as legal advice. It is simply my experiences, opinions, and stuff I looked up on the internet.
The Global No Pants Ride is this Sunday, January 9, 2011. This event was started by Improv Everywhere in New York 2001 and has become an international event. People in at least 49 cities all over the world will be riding their public transportation without their pants. They will look totally normal from the waist up, but from the waist down, they will only be in their underwear and shoes. A common question I often get when I talk about the No Pants Ride is, “Is that legal?”
In most circumstances, the answer is “yes.” If people were required to always wear pants in public, going to a public beach or pool wouldn’t be that much fun. To anyone who finds this event repulsive, remember that we will be more covered than most people are at the beach. Everyone who is participating in a No Pants Ride must follow the decency law of their state. In Arizona, that means you must have your genitals covered. You probably don’t want to wear a thong on the ride because (1) there is an argument that you’re not sufficiently covered, and (2) do you really want to put your bare tush on a subway or light rail seat?
If you’re going to wear boxers on your No Pants Ride, consider wearing a pair of briefs underneath them. You don’t want to risk accidentally exposing yourself when you sit down.
Last year at the Arizona No Pants Ride, our group of about 350 pantsless people met at Arizona Center. After about an hour of pantslessly enjoying our beverages at Starbucks and Hooters, we were told by mall security that we had to put on pants or leave. We chose to leave. (No more business for you!) That was perfectly legal for them to do. Malls and businesses are privately owned and just as they can say, “No shirt, no shoes, no service,” they can require that people wear pants while on their property. We left and went to Dave’s Electric Brew Pub where they were happy to have our pantsless patronage.
I am very excited for Sunday’s No Pants Ride. For my fellow Phoenix pantsless riders, please visit Improv AZ’s website for all the details and RSVP on the Facebook event page. If you want to see the video of last year’s ride, it is available on YouTube. If you want more information about the legalities of flash mobs and public pranks, I spoke about this topic at Ignite Phoenix #5.
See you on Sunday!